A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself right off the bat, the man exploded, “If it wasn’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all”!
The wife calmly replied, “My dear, if it wasn’t for your money, neither would we be in Florida or on a honeymoon, nor would there even be any “we” in the first place.”
Good & Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”
Patient: “Well, give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.”
Patient: “OH NO! That’s awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???”
Doctor: “You also have Alzheimer’s. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you,” Good & Bad News”
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”
The defendant smiled,
With his lawyer’s assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’
The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
Electrical, Chemical, Microsoft
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The three engineers look at each other with bewilderment, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, “Let’s strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred.”
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, “Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system.”
The Microsoft engineer suggests, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work.”
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