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Too Much Computing

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Signs that You’ve had TOO MUCH Computing
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ‘What’s for dinner dad?’
Your daughter sets up a website to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

Capable Candidate
The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge, and a foreign language. After a couple of days, a dog walks in.
“I’m an open minded person,” the pale-turned boss stutters, “but I need someone who can form documents…”
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
“Yes, but the IT-knowledge…”
The dog quickly writes a little program.
“Well, but foreign language?” the totally amazed director asks.
“Meow!” says the dog.

Signs that You’ve had TOO MUCH Computing
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ‘What’s for dinner dad?’
Your daughter sets up a website to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

Capable Candidate
The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge, and a foreign language. After a couple of days, a dog walks in.
“I’m an open minded person,” the pale-turned boss stutters, “but I need someone who can form documents…”
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
“Yes, but the IT-knowledge…”
The dog quickly writes a little program.
“Well, but foreign language?” the totally amazed director asks.
“Meow!” says the dog.

Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he replied, ‘I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!’
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he replied, ‘I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!’
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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